A. Massages range in price of $100-$300. Most first time clients opt for a massage in the $125-$200 range. Please ask to see my massage menu during your visit. Some massages require an VIP status, which mean some massages are NOT available to first time clients.

Q. What is your privacy policy?

A. All conversations and sessions are considered confidential and private. Any personal information, either written or orally conveyed is kept in the strictest of confidence and will never be shared with any other person or organization. I do not store client's phone numbers in my phone or do I call clients unless I am instructed to do so. I may try to call discreetly if I must cancel an appointment, which rarely happens.

Q. I feel heavy and unattractive, am I welcome?

A. Everyone is welcome. All I ask is that you are respectful and clean during your visit.

Q. What do you expect of me as a client?

Q. Does my massage time start once I am on the massage table?

A. If your appointment time is 1pm, that is when your massage time will start. I suggest you arrive about 5 minutes prior to your appointment if you wish to sip on a glass of wine and/or view the massage menu. 

DO NOT arrive earlier than 5 minutes prior to your appointment time. If you disregard this rule, I will not book future appointments with you. No Exceptions!

Q. I am worried about up-selling. Is that a business practice of yours?

A. I am aware that some massage providers will quote you one price over the phone then a higher price once you arrive for your massage. You will not experience this marketing tactic during your visits with me. Since I offer so many different massages, as a courtesy, I will ask if you'd like to see my massage menu. If you already have a massage in mind, please do not feel obligated to view the massage menu.

On another note, I also had clients express a need to apologize if they have not visited with me in awhile or if they choose to see another massage provider. Please don't feel obligated to do so. There is absolutely no expectation that you have to see me and only me, or visit with me on any sort of regular basis. As long as you are a gentlemen or lady during your visit with me, you are welcome anytime.

A. The appointment will start at the scheduled time. Your massage time will NOT be extended if you are late and you will be responsible for the full fee. If you are more than 10 minutes late I may have to reschedule your appointment or shorten your massage time.

Q. How's parking? Is it free?

A. There is plenty of free street parking available.

Q. What happens if I don't call to cancel?

A. Things do happen, all I ask is that you give me a call if you are going to be late or if you can't make your appointment as soon as possible. If you are not here at your appointment time and you did not call to cancel, I will not schedule future appointments with you. Clients who cancel their appointment with less than an hour notice will not be able to book future appointments.

Q. Are any terms negotiable?

A. All of my terms and conditions are firm. Under no circumstances will I alter or change any pre-existing rates or terms. I truly dislike hagglers.

Q. What happens if I refer to illegal activity?

A. I WILL END THE SESSION AND YOU WILL BE ESCORTED OUT BY SECURITY!

Q. How far in advance should I request an appointment with you?

A. It is best to request an appointment as soon as you are SURE of the date and time you would like to be seen. You may be asked to confirm your appointment. Please DO NOT REQUEST AN APPOINTMENT UNLESS YOU ARE SURE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO KEEP IT. Clients who do not show up for their appointment will not be able to book future appointments.

Q. Am I nude during my massage session?

A. Most clients do remove all of their clothing, including their undergarments. If you are not comfortable with removing your undergarments, that is ok.

Q. How are you dressed during the massage?

A. I am dressed casual, usually a nice top and skirt or dress. Of course, this is Wisconsin, so I do wear slacks sometimes during the winter months. If you request a VIP massage I will dress for the occasion.

Q. Do you require draping?

A. It is much easier for me to work without draping. I do however provide a draping sheet for each client. It's up to you if you use it or not. I want you to be comfortable.

Q. What is your body type?

A. I can tell you that I am NOT the tall hard-body type nor do I fit the BBW mode. I think I am safe in saying that I am of a rubenesque build, meaning that I am a firm, curvy 38D, with great legs and a nice rear. I am a bit bigger than an med size lady. I will be the first to admit that I am not a small frame lady, and I have always been OK with that. For the most part I love my body and my clients seem to love it too! Please keep in mind that I cater to those who adore fuller figure women with lots of curves. :-)

Q. Why don't you provide a picture of yourself?

A. I just really never felt the need to post pictures of myself. My description is very accurate. I do believe I would attract more clients if I posted a picture, but I look for quality clients not quantity. I do try to post pictures of models on this website that are curvy and voluptuous such as myself. :-)

Q. Can you give me a short profile of your clients?

A. Most of my clients are gentlemen over the age of 40. Clients I tend to attract are professionals, business travelers self employed or retired. My clients are very respectful and down-to-earth. I've had most of my clients from the beginning. I consider my clients as friends and I truly enjoy their company. My clients demand quality and they enjoy the whole massage experience.

Q. You offer so many different massages, why is that?

A. Simply put, just for fun! We all like variety. I try to attract clients who really enjoy a good teasing as well as a GREAT massage. There are many massage providers in the area who offer massages with the same name as some of my signature massages. Don't be fooled. Ask to see my massage menu during your visit. Some massages require a VIP status.

Q. How do I become a VIP client?

A. Most clients are given a VIP status after their first or second visit only if I feel that the session well. Please do not take if personally if I turn down your first request for a VIP status massage. Some of these massages require trust on both ends, which means I may just need to get to know you a little better.

Q. Do you offer outcall massages?

A. No

Q. Do you have a massage table?

A. Yes, I have a very comfortable, professional massage table. It also has a heating pad!

Q. Will I be able to shower there?

A. I do not have a shower available for clients, but I do wipe you down with a fresh warm towel at the end of your massage.

Q. What if I am early for my appointment?

A. I do NOT have a waiting area for clients. Should you arrive more than 5 minutes prior to your appointment, please wait in your car. I will drop you from my client list if you can't or won't follow this rule. NO EXCEPTIONS!! I will not tolerate having my guests disturbed.

Q. Do you take walk-in appointments?

A. NO, I DO NOT service walk-ins EVER!! If you happen to be in the area, you are welcome to call for availability. Please do not make the mistake of showing up without an appointment. Again, I will not tolerate having my guests disturbed.

Q. Do you provide fresh bedding for each client?

A. Yes, you can be assured that I change the bedding, towels and lotion for every client. I also wash my massage table down with soap and water, then spray the massage table and my guest chair with disinfect.

Q. I do get a bit nervous and I tend to talk during the massage, is this OK?

A. New clients tend to talk a bit more, once you start to relax the talking will stop. I really don't mind if we engage in light conversation when you arrive and during the first 5 minutes of the massage, however, I can assure you better massage if we keep conversation to a minimum. I do not re-book clients who ask to many personal questions.

A. You are welcome to bring your favorite CD as long as it is in good taste. If you have a favorite candle you may bring that also.

Q. Am I required to tip?

A. Although GREATLY APPRECIATED and accepted only as a gift for a great service, it is not required. DO NOT MAKE THE MISTAKE OF ASKING FOR A SEXUAL FAVOR IN EXCHANGE FOR A TIP!!

Q. Are their other ladies to choose from once I arrive?

A. I am the only masseuse available.

Q. May I bring you a gift?

A. Gifts are fine as long as they are tasteful. Flowers, candy and champagne are a few of my favorites! :-)

Q. I call and call yet no one ever answers, why is that?

A. If I am with a client, I do not answer my phone. It can be very difficult to reach me between clients, so If you can, please leave a detailed message and I will return your call as soon as possible. If you leave a message and I do not return your call within TWO HOURS, most likely I am booked for the day, out sick, or you may be on my Blacklist. I do not answer blocked calls, text messages or calls from pay phones.

Q. Am I on your Blacklist?

A. If you were disrespectful during an appointment, your initial call, or you were a no-show, I may have added you to my BLACKLIST. I may have also added you to my blacklist if you cancelled your appointment with less than an hour notice, sent me a rude email or arrived more than 5 minutes prior to your appointment. 

Q. You seem to have a lot more rules than other places, why is that?

A. I provide a very unique service, so, I have rules and policies that other massage providers do not. I try to answer all of your questions on this website as openly and honestly as possible. I don't want you to be surprised during your visit.

I may sometimes come across as being very blunt, but I've found that it's the only way to make sure we are both what each other is looking for. I am very selective as to who I see and who I keep as clients. Hint, if you think that I have to many rules, my service is NOT for you.

 Q. Is a license needed to practice massage therapy or bodywork in Wisconsin?

A. No.  In Wisconsin, Wis. Stats., Chapter 460, is a title protection act, not a practice protection act. This allows for voluntary certification of persons as massage therapists or body workers. Persons with a certificate granted under the statute are allowed to use certain protected titles. To become a certificate holder you must meet certain minimum educational and other qualifications. You can work as a massage therapist or body worker without being a certificate holder; however, if you do not receive a certificate from the state you are limited in the permissible titles that may be used to call yourself.

Q. What names can can a NON certificate holder use?

A. Commercial speech protections allow non certificate holders to advertise massage therapy or body worker services provided the advertisements are not misleading or likely to mislead pertaining to state certification or other qualifications. The use of “Wisconsin” or “certified” combined with any other title wording is impermissible.

Q. What should I expect from you as my sensual massage provider?

A. I honestly enjoy giving great massages. I try to make everyone who visit feel special. No rush jobs here! I do provide a full 30, 60 or 90 minute service and I pride myself on being ready when you arrive. I only see a FEW clients a week, so I am usually upbeat and and ready to work when you arrive. I do not claim to be a super-model but I am attractive, professional, and down-to-earth. I have been in business over eight years and I would say that about 75% of my clients are regulars.

My in home massage studio is always clean and relaxing. No children, pets or nosy neighbors to worry about since I only see few clients a week. I will always try to make you feel welcome and comfortable during your visit. If you looking for an over the top fancy spa, a large establishment with lots of ladies, "Full Service" or a massage parlor type of atmosphere my service is NOT for you.

Q. How do I contact you for an appointment?

A. To make an appointment, please call (414) 840-3435. Trying to reach me between clients can be very difficult, so please leave a message if possible. Please don't call over and over and over and over again. If I don't answer the phone I am busy. Obsessive calling won't change that, it will just annoy me. I define obsessive calling as 5 or more calls during an 24 hour period.

I do NOT answer blocked calls, unavailable calls, text messages or calls from pay phones. Try dialing *82 then my phone number to unblock your phone number. Again, If you leave a message and I DO NOT return your call within Two Hours, most likely I am booked for the day,out sick or you may be on my BLACKLIST. Calls over a few hours old will NOT be returned unless otherwise instructed.

 
QUESTIONS THAT I WILL NOT ANSWER! PLEASE READ! 

I find the following questions to be offensive, rude and in bad taste. A RUDE QUESTION WILL GET YOU A RUDE RESPONSE AND YOU ADDED TO MY BLACKLIST. Please read through the list below.

Do not ask me how many clients I see a day or how much money I make a day, week, month, or year. I find this to be very rude!

Do not ask me how much I lease my studio space for! Very annoying!

Do not ask me anything about FULL SERVICE OR ORAL!!! EVER!!

Do not ask for a description of me when calling, If you do, I will refer you back to this web site.

Do not ask me my age or my weight.

Do not ask me about NEW client discounts! Please check this website  for specials.

Do not talk about or ask me personal questions regarding other massage providers.

Please DO NOT ASK ME PERSONAL QUESTIONS PERIOD!!

Do not ask me if I will see you outside of my work place. I am NOT AN ESCORT NOR DO I DATE CLIENTS.

Do not ask me sexually explicit questions. That will get you dropped from my client list and escorted out by security.

Do not ask me about a price reduction once you arrive, if you do I will not proceed with the massage session. I really dislike hagglers!

If you read this website, you should know what NOT to ask me when calling for additional information or during your visit.

In other words treat me like you would any other service provider. If you are not prepared to do that, PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME.

Again, I do apologize if I do seem a bit harsh. You'd be surprised how rude a few folks can be. To the 99% of very respectful and kind clients I've had throughout the years, Thanks! You guys make my job truly enjoyable.

I hope to see you soon!

~ NTM ~